Skating

If you've been struggling to stay vertical in the Wharf recently (and not because of alcohol) you'll be pleased to know that the cleaners are going to be polishing the floor just once a week from now on. It's incredibly difficult being precise or stylish when you're trying to make sure nobody ends up on their arse! And it's a real shame having to concentrate on just staying upright when dancing with people as good as Laura and Sarah.