Low-flying dancers

Or something like that. My tactics for coping with a manic scrum like the Toad:
- dance parallel to a wall, which cuts down the number of angles from which flying lunatics can appear
- choose a partner with a light dancing style who can stay on line and dance compactly
- keep looking over your shoulder to see where it's safe to put your partner
– keep the moves small and forget about being flash

Or alternatively, wait until later when most of the idiots have gone...