Embarrassing moments

Having just mentioned someone else's most embarrassing moment, here's mine: I'd just been taught how to stop dancing and 'brace' to let the woman do a shine, but I hadn't been warned what else the woman might do. So when I tried it out in Bath I was a bit shocked as the woman concerned dived feet-first between my legs, and then shouted out "Get me up!" from her position on the floor...